【歌詞翻訳・意味解説】Christian Kane/クリスチャン・ケイン The House Rules/ザ・ハウス・ルールズ【歌詞翻訳・意味解説】

アメリカの俳優・シンガーソングライター。テキサス出身で、ネイティブ・アメリカン（インディアン）の血をひく。

So you’re tired
and you’re beat
And you worked all week
And you need a place
you can let it go
Where the girls go wild
And the boys play hard
And you need
a little more than just the radio
Well here’s your open invitation
With just a couple regulations…
Let me warn you son
Only come to have fun
We don’t take kindly to serious,
So leave your troubles at the door
Unless you want some in here

[Repeat 1:]
Welcome to my house
Buckle up tight
Everybody sings and drinks
and laughs and gets high
It’s a country music
A little soul,
It’s a rock ‘n roll rodeo.
We don’t tolerate no sittin’ around
Everybody’s dancin’,
groovin’ and gettin’ on down
So before you come in here
with some kinda attitude
You better read the house rules

Around 11 o’clock
When the front door locks
And the boys start raising the bottle,
Where the girls do the thing
with the Mardi Gras beads
Yeah you know
they’re gonna show ‘em
if they got ‘em.
And no matter what your story
A good time is mandatory
Well rule number 7 says
don’t touch the women
But they can grab
whatever they want to…

[Repeat 1]

There’s no such thing as last call
We pick ‘em up when they fall
We share the same bathroom stall
Says the sign on the wall

One, two, three!

[Repeat 1]
Boy before you come walking in here
With any kinda attitude
Lord, you better read the house rules
Oh son you better read the house rules

Two, three, JAY!

You better read the house rules

‘Cuse me,
Excuse me,
I’m gonna need to see some i.d.
on that girl right there